I remember William being my favorite. He was blond, older, in line for king. We share first names. What more could I want.
But then his mother died and as the years passed, his royal genes became more evident. And as his hair thinned, his redheaded brother started to look a lot better. Once he started getting into pub fights with the pap, and wearing politically incorrect costumes, he got all the more hot.
And then last night it was revealed to the world that Prince Harry had been fighting in Afghanistan for the past two months. Some how the CBC got a n audio clip of him saying something like, "I haven't showered in four days." Oh Harry.
Poor William.
An ode to the Princes of Wales.
